Dear sir* in the Daisy Dukes**,
I know, I know, I am not one that should be giving out fashion advice. I wear t-shirts, jeans, and my vintage pink and black checkered Vans way too much. However, I firmly believe that the choice of wearing the Daisy Duke cutoffs (complete with frayed edges) with the tight t-shirt and cowboy boots may not have been the best idea.
At least for a Sunday morning in Starbucks. Unless I wasn't notified of some new fashion trend, in which case...carry on. And I'm out to make my own Daisy Dukes.
*not a typo. He was definitely a he.
**please excuse the gratutious usage of "Daisy Dukes". It's just that it's now become culturally relevant again to use this term to define short shorts. If I don't overuse it now, I never will.